Well I’m fucked.
Where the fuck are Dean and Sam.
THEY WERE FIRST REPORTED IN THE 80’S (HMM, WHO COULD HAVE REPORTED THAT?)
DESCRIBED AS QUIET CHILDREN WHO APPROACH PEOPLE ALONE IN CARS OR ON THR STREET. ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE “THIS WON’T TAKE LONG”
REPORTS OF THESE CHILDREN ARE INCREASING ALL OVER THE U.S.
Jesus. I’m gonna start carrying holy water with me.
WHEN YOU SEE ONE JUST SHOUT CHRISTO OKAY
Casually whispering Christo to every preteen I meet, and spraying them with a spray bottle full of holy water.
And then when they start screaming and crying you open up the Exorcism you conveniently recorded to your phone and play it for them while you laugh.
And then I chuckle at their remains and say to myself, “That didn’t take long” and BAM I WIN.
Then you carry on your day with a mighty feeling of accomplishment only to continue to do it again and again. Becoming the all-mighty child demon slayer.
SOMEONE GET THE MOTHERFUCKING SALT!
also guys i have an exorcism ritual and i know how to bless holy water so if anyone finds a black-eyed kid you come to me and i’ll help you fuck their shit up
also i know how to do devil’s traps so eyah
I think the Winchesters are already on this one:
Seriously, can we start a ‘Supernatural Proof Master Post’ like the one for Doctor Who?
OK SO I’M LITERALLY CRYING. FAKE FBI AGENTS. CHEVROLET IMPALA. HOLY DAMN.
Idk if this counts as a peeve more of an art-astronomy pet peeve
but when people draw the cresent moon and where the dark, shaddowed part of the moon is they put in stars
like studdenly that part of the moon is invisible instead of just being in the shadow
wait no peOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS???
really stupid question though but like, aren’t there stars in front of the moon??? like??? space isn’t two dimensional so someone putting a couple stars in front of the shadow wouldn’t necessarily be wrong?? because aren’t there stars all around in space and?????? im just going to be confused forever frick uvu;
hun if there was a star infront of the moon we’d be fucking dead
i’m fucking crying